
Last Saturday afternoon, I awakened from a nap to discover a lovely rainbow in my back yard. A quick turn to the left and I discovered the cause was a high-pressure leak spraying out of my hot water heater.
I shut off the water to the house, and called my plumber. That's when things went bad. You see, my plumber had sold out to another company.
A marketing company.I knew it as soon as their telemarketer picked up the phone and said "Thank you for calling XYZ Plumbing, how can I provide you with exceptional service today?"
She didn't know too much about plumbing, but tried to sell me a new hot water heater and a service contract. I demurred.
Her response, edited for brevity, went something like this:
People with service contracts get priority service. Was I sure I didn't want the contract? No? Well, we'll have someone there in an hour to give you an estimate. By the way, you'll save money on the estimate with a service contract. Before ringing off, like any good telemarketer following a script, she asked me if she could help with anything else.
An hour later, another one of the firm's telemarketers called to say the plumber would be delayed. "Should be another hour or so."
Two hours later, I called and reached a supervisor who explained that they had a man in Downey who would come by just as soon as he finished up the job he was working on.
Later that evening, the plumber finally arrived. From the moment he stepped out of his truck, he had his marketing hat on. He hadn't seen the water heater yet, but said I needed a new one. At the very least, a heater flush, with an anode replacement. And a new shut-off valve. And a new shut off valve for the whole house. And a pressure regulator. And a few more things. And of course, a service contract.
He made the pitch verbally. He wrote it up informally, and pitched it again. He asked me to appeal to my wife. He wrote it up in contract form. He mocked me for not purchasing what he deemed to be essential plumbing system upgrades. He and his company had consumed my Saturday afternoon and were well on their way to consuming my Saturday night.
Finally, he installed two 18 inch hoses, charged me $400, and left (but not before offering me a deal on the whole plumbing package if I bought within seven days).
What did I do? The same thing any of your customers would have done: I asked people I know for referrals.
Within an hour of posting my query on Facebook, I had two solid recommendations, and a new plumbing company. Too much marketing. Not enough service.
Your first marketing priority must be delivering a product or service people want at a competitive price. Post Script:My wife called the company the next day to complain. After being transferred four times, she was offered a 10% discount on the invoice (she declined).
The day after that, we got a call from one of the company's telemarketers, asking how we liked the service. I ended the call before she had the chance to sell me a service contract.
Post Post Script:After writing this blog entry, I checked out the company's
Yelp listing. As of this writing, they have been rated by 12 customers (7 visible, 5 "filtered"). Amazingly, every single customer rated the company 1 out of 5 stars. They'll have a perfect 13 for 13 in just a few moments.
I predict they'll be out of business in no more than two years. You read it here first.
Too much marketing. Not enough service.
Post Post Post Script (1/20/11):
An attorney who found out about this post has contacted me about bringing a class action suit against the company because of their unethical practices. We declined to participate, but it's another example of how bad service costs more than ever in the era of social media.